Hidey Ho, there couch potatoes! Heh. Joker here with a wacky website of my own on this absurd tumblr! That's right kiddies! Uncle J has a page of his own! You'll find goofy gags, puns a'plenty and dastardly deeds from yours truly. Who knows what could happen here? Think of this site like a crazed carnival! The admission is free! Hahahahaaha!!!!
(Mostly based of the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series Joker Blog.)

thatsdoctorquinzel2u:

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Harley sighed sadly as the prisoner transport turned the corner passing through the main gates at Arkham Asylum. She was in isolation. The assessors had labeled her “too dangerous” to even be transported with other female prisoners, let alone with Him. She…

The dank and dark world of isolation in Arkham could occasionally have its upsides. One gets their own space, it’s quiet and it can also be used to reflect on the past and potential future. The Joker used his time to simply replay old cartoons from memory. He was laying flat on the padded floor in the pitch black room and enjoying the silence. The past 24 hours had been a doozy. The explosions of the gas station, the scream of police sirens giving chase, the roar of the Batmobile as it sideswiped Joker and Harley’s Buick into a building… Such an orchestra of sounds! Then there was the constant whining of Harley when they were being apprehended. What was she crying for?! His precious Buick was demolished and he didn’t shed a tear. “Oh, pipe down, Harl,” Joker said to her. “It’s not like this is the first time you’ve been bound by handcuffs and gone with strange men. Heh.” 

She pretty much shut up after that. 

Now he was being summoned to see her. The guards strapped him tight into the straight jacket and latched onto the dolly. “I see you fellas sprung in for a new set of tires on the dolly, eh? Heh. Inmates complain too much about the flat tires?” They rolled him through the halls of the other inmates. Some nodded in respect towards the Clown Prince. Others either avoided eye contact in fear or found it a lark to see him in the asylum once again.  After an elevator ride and a few long hallways, there she was. She too was strapped tight, but she rushed forward into seeing him. The guards appeared as if they were questioning their decision to unite these two. 
"Hello, angel. Enjoying your stay?" 

"They say carrots help your eyesight.  So I slammed some carrots into a fellow’s sockets! He might beg to differ! Hahahahaaaaa!"

"They say carrots help your eyesight. So I slammed some carrots into a fellow’s sockets! He might beg to differ! Hahahahaaaaa!"

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"Secretly? Ha! It’s widely known I’m the most feared and wanted man in Gotham! Haha!"

"Hiya folks! Lately, I’ve been quite detained and not in the sense of shackles or padded walls. Heh. So in that regard, if I’m behind on replies, story stuff and the like; remind me! With a mad mind like mine, one tends to forget!  Ciao!"

"Hiya folks! Lately, I’ve been quite detained and not in the sense of shackles or padded walls. Heh. So in that regard, if I’m behind on replies, story stuff and the like; remind me! With a mad mind like mine, one tends to forget! Ciao!"

"What can I say, The Monarch Theatre has loose pipes and the joke writes itself! Haha! I couldn’t pass it up."

"What can I say, The Monarch Theatre has loose pipes and the joke writes itself! Haha! I couldn’t pass it up."

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Batgirl & Joker by David Stoupakis / Facebook

Anonymous asked:

Whats ur fav food?

"I’m a connoisseur of the finer things in life, you might say. I only accept nothing but perfection upon my plate. So naturally, a grand, greasy and juicy cheeseburger! Ha!" 

the-darkest-hedgehogs asked:

"Perhaps making it snow right now is somehow beneficial to his wife?"

"I care more about NOT frosting my toes than Victors’s Wifesicle. Heh. There’s plenty of precious snowflakes out there! Why must he obsess over his frozen sleeping beauty and leave us chilled?!"  

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siraskalot asked:

Have you actually kissed harley? Like on the lips? And if you have whats it like?

"A gentleman never kisses and tells, Junior. Heh. Harley and I do share some happy moments. I will say, she tastes like strawberries." 

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"I’d like to make a case! Heh! This bully with a ridiculous cape and pointy ears is always harassing me!"

"I’d like to make a case! Heh! This bully with a ridiculous cape and pointy ears is always harassing me!"