"Hidey ho, couch potatoes! Haha! Dear Uncle Joker here! Welcome to my little HaHacienda! Heh. I've come to deliver some of my own comedy and calamity to this tumblr world. Lord knows it has enough already. Haha!" (An Animated Series Batman Joker RP Blog)
"Always a good time with my gun moll by my side!" ( notice my Ghostbuster bag?) Art by SwarlsBarkley 14151357.
"It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful, but everything is really dying. Heh. Maybe that’s why I like it best!"
"How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi. Ha!”
"Some say ‘shenanigan’, others say multiple homicide’. Ha! I call it fun! I was thinking of giving my loyal followers a token of my appreciation."
The rat rolled his eyes, “Always so generous, as always,” He spoke in a sarcastic tone. “Forget about homicide, go for genocide. Far more of a body count, and it’s more fun anyway.” Wit crossed his arms, “Or haven’t you thought of that yet?”
"Dear boy! If I killed a TON of people at once, I won’t be able to kill that much again should I have the urge. Heh. It’s like rationing cookies when scarce. They are delicious to eat, but if you eat all of them, then you are left hungry and wanting more!"