"Hidey ho, couch  potatoes! Haha!  Dear Uncle Joker here! Welcome to my little HaHacienda! Heh. I've come to deliver some of my own comedy and calamity to this tumblr world. Lord knows it has enough already. Haha!" (An Animated Series Batman Joker RP Blog) 

bludd61:

From Batman Adventures: Mad Love.

"The kid just doesn’t get it…"

bludd61:

From Batman Adventures: Mad Love.

"The kid just doesn’t get it…"

"I’ll see you in the funny pages!  Haha!" 

Art by Mike Alcantara

"I’ll see you in the funny pages! Haha!"

Art by Mike Alcantara

"Always a good time with my gun moll by my side!" ( notice my Ghostbuster bag?)   Art by SwarlsBarkley 14151357.

"Always a good time with my gun moll by my side!" ( notice my Ghostbuster bag?) Art by SwarlsBarkley 14151357.

rneerkat:

detectives have bad posture because they always have a hunch about something

"I know some detectives with bad posture for other reasons! HAHAHA!"

(Source: rneerkat)

Joker’s Jottings

"It’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful, but everything is really dying. Heh. Maybe that’s why I like it best!" 


And now, Some Fall Follies

"How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

      With a pumpkin patch.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

        Pumpkin Pi.  Ha!”

"I resent that…"

"I resent that…"

jokersjottings:

Joker lowered the gun. Faint memories of he and Harley snuggling on the couch watch that film came back to him. As were the mangy mutts that were slowly approaching him. “You have an unhealthy addiction to cotton candy. You particularly like when I use the Whoopee Cushion….

"What YOU been through?!" Joker retorted. "I don’t recall thinking you were the one being hounded by ol’ whatsherbutt and having everything taken from you. And I …." He paused. In a matter of speaking, she did. He tended to think that HE was her life. Joker made Harleen Quinzel into what she was and made her life as wacky as his. "I thought you were dead, Pooh. I’m sure you thought the same. I have a bad habit of cheating death, but YOU? I didn’t know you were such a crafty minx too!" He held her tightly. "Oh, we have much making up to do! And much laundry to catch up on! Heh!" 

psychoticrat:

jokersjottings:

"Dear boy! If I killed a TON of people at once, I won’t be able to kill that much again should I have the urge. Heh. It’s like rationing cookies when scarce. They are delicious to eat, but if you eat all of them, then you are left hungry and wanting more!"

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The rat…

"You want to be daffy and I’ll be dilly, eh? Haha! Perhaps this is your chance to impress me kiddo." He brings the Buick around and lets the rat fellow get in the passenger seat. "I hope you don’t shed. Just got these seats vacuumed!"  The old car cruised down the dim streets until Joker spotted a small crew of Penguin’s goons making their rounds. "Those bozos tend to stick their noses in my business. Let’s go break ‘em! Haha!"

Joker’s Jottings

psychoticrat:

jokersjottings:

"Some say ‘shenanigan’, others say multiple homicide’. Ha! I call it fun! I was thinking of giving my loyal followers a token of my appreciation."

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The rat rolled his eyes, “Always so generous, as always,” He spoke in a sarcastic tone. “Forget about homicide, go for genocide. Far more of a body count, and it’s more fun anyway.” Wit crossed his arms, “Or haven’t you thought of that yet?”

"Dear boy! If I killed a TON of people at once, I won’t be able to kill that much again should I have the urge. Heh. It’s like rationing cookies when scarce. They are delicious to eat, but if you eat all of them, then you are left hungry and wanting more!"