"Greetings, Gotham. Dear Uncle Joker here. Welcome to my little HaHacienda! Heh. I've come to deliver some of my own comedy and calamity to this tumblr world. Come on in and say hi!" (An Animated Series Batman Joker RP Blog)
"Going ten rounds in a handicap match against Croc & Bane would be a day at the beach compared to today! Heh…"
"Nothing like a little two step with my Angel to put steam in a man’s strides!"