Hidey Ho, there couch potatoes! Heh. Joker here with a wacky website of my own on this absurd tumblr! That's right kiddies! Uncle J has a page of his own! You'll find goofy gags, puns a'plenty and dastardly deeds from yours truly. Who knows what could happen here? Think of this site like a crazed carnival! The admission is free! Hahahahaaha!!!!
(Mostly based of the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series Joker Blog.)

thatsdoctorquinzel2u:

jokersjottings:

(X) Joker’s brow furrowed at the incompetent guard’s abuse towards HIS HARLEY. Didn’t he realize only HE was allowed to do that?! The Clown Prince’s smile and calm demeanor contorted into a scowl. ”I wouldn’t do such things if I were you…” he eyed the guard’s name tag….

"We’ve been bound by many things, Harl," said Joker. "Be a dear and help me out of this bloody dolly, eh?" Harley never ceased to amaze him as she nimbly removed the guards belt and removed the keys with her bare feet. In a few moments, they were both free from their restraints and able to maneuver again. Joker wiped away the blood from his face with his sleeve. "I forget how tasteless blood can be. And messy! Heh." He bent down to search the bodies of the downed guards. He removed the pistols from each guard and tossed one to Harley. "Don’t spend it all in one place," he said with a chuckle. It was a standard issue Smith and Wesson revolver. Each pistol had eight bullets in the cartridge. It was only a matter of time before several guards and officers came barging in, ready to take down the two criminals. Several times, Harley and Joker slipped away unnoticed. But there have been a few times where the body count stacked up before they tasted freedom. Joker took a moment to take in the sight of Harley. The bloodied attire, her out of place blonde hair, armed and dangerous…"Are you as turned on as I am?" He brought her close and planted one on her just as several armed security guards tried busting down the door. 

timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Rockabilly Joker by kizer180
Their blog

"Brilliant! AND they added my classic Buick! I approve!" 

timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Rockabilly Joker by kizer180

Their blog

"Brilliant! AND they added my classic Buick! I approve!" 

Reblog if your character has killed someone

theministerofjustice:

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"I’ve done so before. Pretty sure I’ll do so again. Heh." 

(Source: blog-for-rpers)


"I’m pretty sure I might have done more than simply dress up and scare someone to deserve this…" 

"I’m pretty sure I might have done more than simply dress up and scare someone to deserve this…" 

Joker’s Jottings

"Happy Earth Day folks! Who’s up for some oil spilling and bird bashing? I have certain birdies on my list. Heh!" 

hquinny8181:

"Happy Anniversary Mr.J. You’re Really Swell n O-K. It’s 7 Years To The Da-AAAAY, Take The Night Off. Let’s Pa-laaay." 

I’VE BEEN WAITIN SO FREAKIN LONG TA DO THIS DAMN SHOOT! HA! 

Cosplayer: HArley Quinn
Photographer: Knightmare6 Photography 
Edits: Eric Wallin 

"Anyone have some strawberries? Heh!" 

bipolarclumsiness asked:

"Mister Joker~!"

The Ace of Knaves was in the middle of a pleasant sleep when he heard a voice pull him from his slumber. He rose from his prison cot disoriented and groggy. “What in blue blazes…” he muttered. He saw the girl he was temporary cell mates with outside his cell door. “Do you know what time it is?!” he said through gritted teeth.  

"There’s always somebody for someone. Ha!"

"There’s always somebody for someone. Ha!"

Rapture Riot (part 2)

The absurd submersible sank deep down below the water. Joker would have been lying if he said he didn’t experience a minor moment of nervousness. He left his plane in avoidance of drowning, only to be sent down probably to the bottom of the ocean floor. Within the vehicle, Joker noticed a plaque hung above the door, ‘Fontaine Bathyspheres- 1958.’ If he was reading correctly, this deathtrap was over fifty years old! “It’s over. I’m done for,” he thought.

  Just when he was about to accept his dark and dank death, there was a glimmer of light as he descended. That glimmer slowly became a brilliant beacon. Joker’s jaw dropped at the sight before him. He noticed schools of fish swimming around tall standing skyscrapers, vivid lights and  even flashy neon signs.There was a city under the sea! The vast architecture and flamboyant Art Deco style almost mirrored Gotham. 

The boat seemed to be set on autopilot as it began to move towards one of the buildings. The bathysphere began to slow down as it hit an airlock chamber. Gallons of water was removed from the chamber as the door unlocked and opened. Joker cautiously removed his pistol from his jacket and stepped out of the threshold. The smell of decay and mold immediately hit his nostrils. “Well… I guess this is where I get off.”