Hidey Ho, there couch potatoes! Heh. Joker here with a wacky website of my own on this absurd tumblr! That's right kiddies! Uncle J has a page of his own! You'll find goofy gags, puns a'plenty and dastardly deeds from yours truly. Who knows what could happen here? Think of this site like a crazed carnival! The admission is free! Hahahahaaha!!!!
(Mostly based of the Joker from Batman: The Animated Series Joker Blog.)
"Happy Earth Day folks! Who’s up for some oil spilling and bird bashing? I have certain birdies on my list. Heh!"
"Happy Anniversary Mr.J. You’re Really Swell n O-K. It’s 7 Years To The Da-AAAAY, Take The Night Off. Let’s Pa-laaay."
I’VE BEEN WAITIN SO FREAKIN LONG TA DO THIS DAMN SHOOT! HA!
Cosplayer: HArley Quinn
Photographer: Knightmare6 Photography
Edits: Eric Wallin
"Anyone have some strawberries? Heh!"
The Ace of Knaves was in the middle of a pleasant sleep when he heard a voice pull him from his slumber. He rose from his prison cot disoriented and groggy. “What in blue blazes…” he muttered. He saw the girl he was temporary cell mates with outside his cell door. “Do you know what time it is?!” he said through gritted teeth.
The absurd submersible sank deep down below the water. Joker would have been lying if he said he didn’t experience a minor moment of nervousness. He left his plane in avoidance of drowning, only to be sent down probably to the bottom of the ocean floor. Within the vehicle, Joker noticed a plaque hung above the door, ‘Fontaine Bathyspheres- 1958.’ If he was reading correctly, this deathtrap was over fifty years old! “It’s over. I’m done for,” he thought.
Just when he was about to accept his dark and dank death, there was a glimmer of light as he descended. That glimmer slowly became a brilliant beacon. Joker’s jaw dropped at the sight before him. He noticed schools of fish swimming around tall standing skyscrapers, vivid lights and even flashy neon signs.There was a city under the sea! The vast architecture and flamboyant Art Deco style almost mirrored Gotham.
The boat seemed to be set on autopilot as it began to move towards one of the buildings. The bathysphere began to slow down as it hit an airlock chamber. Gallons of water was removed from the chamber as the door unlocked and opened. Joker cautiously removed his pistol from his jacket and stepped out of the threshold. The smell of decay and mold immediately hit his nostrils. “Well… I guess this is where I get off.”