"Hidey ho, couch  potatoes! Haha!  Dear Uncle Joker here! Welcome to my little HaHacienda! Heh. I've come to deliver some of my own comedy and calamity to this tumblr world. Lord knows it has enough already. Haha!" (An Animated Series Batman Joker RP Blog) 

"Terror…"

Anonymous asked:

Hey Uncle J! Give us a joke!

"Whats worse than a’doring Harley? Heh…

    A’windowing her! Hahaha!”

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gargonius asked:

I was hoping you could comment on my display pic, I've followed you for quite a long time now. Just would like an opinion. P.s I have another joker cosplay if you ever want to see it :)

"That’s quite impressive, Junior! Of course I’d like so see more of your attire! I appreciate anyone wanting to portray yours truly! Heh. As long as you carry the name ‘JOKER’ proud!"

"I suppose that makes three of us then. Heh."

"I suppose that makes three of us then. Heh."

Anonymous asked:

Can you give advice on relationships?

"HA! In my experience, girls can drive you mad!!! That’s one reason I’m crazy!" 

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"Challenge accepted! Hahahahaaaa!" 

"Challenge accepted! Hahahahaaaa!" 

(Source: charlesdarwininthetardis)

Breaking out of Arkham like…

sexyprinceofpuzzles:

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"It’s actually a lot easier than that! Haha!’ 

   

And now, A Jurassic Joke.
 ”What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Do-u-think-he-saurus! Haha!” 

And now, A Jurassic Joke.

 ”What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Do-u-think-he-saurus! Haha!” 

"And they had a problem with that?"

(Source: djmalix)