"Greetings, Gotham. Dear Uncle Joker here. Welcome to my little HaHacienda! Heh. I've come to deliver some of my own comedy and calamity to this tumblr world. Come on in and say hi!" (An Animated Series Batman Joker RP Blog) 

Anonymous asked:

I hope you have more bad days!

"Well, I hope you have NO MORE DAYS!" 

"Hands up ol' Batsy-boy!"

Joker’s Jotting

"Going ten rounds in a handicap match against Croc & Bane would be a day at the beach compared to today! Heh…"

"I can’t approve of this. Heh. I’m a traditionalist." 
    

"I can’t approve of this. Heh. I’m a traditionalist." 

    

(Source: harleys-hahacienda)

"Nothing like a little two step with my Angel to put steam in a man’s strides!" 

"Nothing like a little two step with my Angel to put steam in a man’s strides!" 

(Source: pixiv.net)

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and gers.  as she noticed  

"You seem calm about losing your home" she said surprisingly. "Well, the offer still stands. If you wanna stay at my house until you find one of your own, you’re more than happy to move in." She slowly moved closer to him and looked into his eyes shyly. "Jokes? D-do you still remember what happened with us before you left that day?"

"That’s the pleasure of insanity, Sweets! You can cope with the downright awful. Heh. I’ve been used to having bad days. I just know life lacks hilarity anymore. I too have been having trouble laughing at the joke." He paused to think about what she was talking about. "Well, you recall you and my Harl had a tiff. About what, I can’t quite recall. Pray tell, why?"

"I-I…uh…" Princess felt her face burning, her mind and heart racing. "I-I-I was wondering…if…if you liked the…kiss I gave you." She felt embarrassed to talk about that day again, but it’s been on her mind for so long, she needed to ask him.

"Ah, yes. That little humdinger. Heh." He did then recall the full memory of Princess admitting her love for him and embracing him with a long and warm kiss. Her revealed secret was somewhat shocking towards him. He and Harley were supposed to be together, but she was missing. The truth was, and he hated to admit it…he needed help. "I do…" He grinned weakly at her. "I’m guessing there’s more to it, eh?" 

"Well…I was wondering…can we take it maybe a little bit further…just a…a small make out? That’s all I wish…" She looked down at her feet, her body slightly shaking.

  Joker chuckled nervously and adjusted his collar. “I’m touched, kiddo. But I believe I’m way past you in years. Heh. That’s the folly of youth, infatuations can get the best of you.” He stroked her cheek to give her assurance as he took a final look around the demolished carnival hideaway that was along Amusement Mile. “How’s about I’ll let you tag along a bit? I might need a clever young minx like you until I get my bearings straight, yes?” 

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It was a rainy day in Gotham and Princess was rushing to Harley’s house to see how she was. Joker was gone for a while and she wanted to check up on her. Then, her mind was now on the Joker. "I really miss him…" She thought. She confessed her love to him before he left and she missed him. Maybe…

She walked up to the man and stroked his face with her fingers. “Yo-You’re alive…” She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him on the lips. She was thrilled he was alive. When her lips were removed from his, she gave him a hug, still whimpering into his ear. “I knew you weren’t dead…”

 Their lips stayed close a bit longer than Joker expected. He did have a slightly recalled a moment where she did something similar before his departure. Did she confess something to him? He’d check that later. “Oh, ye of little faith. Heh. But I even surprise myself what I can survive! Keeping up the name JOKER proudly, I hope, Princess?” 

Her eyes snapped as she noticed what she was doing. She quickly removed her arms from his neck and wiped away the tears from her face. “well, um…” she coughed. “…How do you feel?” she asked nonchalantly.

"Well, better that can be expected," said Joker. "I’ve lost my HaHaciendas, my Harley and even my sense of humor. Otherwise, swell!" 

"You seem calm about losing your home" she said surprisingly. "Well, the offer still stands. If you wanna stay at my house until you find one of your own, you’re more than happy to move in." She slowly moved closer to him and looked into his eyes shyly. "Jokes? D-do you still remember what happened with us before you left that day?"

"That’s the pleasure of insanity, Sweets! You can cope with the downright awful. Heh. I’ve been used to having bad days. I just know life lacks hilarity anymore. I too have been having trouble laughing at the joke." He paused to think about what she was talking about. "Well, you recall you and my Harl had a tiff. About what, I can’t quite recall. Pray tell, why?"

"I-I…uh…" Princess felt her face burning, her mind and heart racing. "I-I-I was wondering…if…if you liked the…kiss I gave you." She felt embarrassed to talk about that day again, but it’s been on her mind for so long, she needed to ask him.

"Ah, yes. That little humdinger. Heh." He did then recall the full memory of Princess admitting her love for him and embracing him with a long and warm kiss. Her revealed secret was somewhat shocking towards him. He and Harley were supposed to be together, but she was missing. The truth was, and he hated to admit it…he needed help. "I do…" He grinned weakly at her. "I’m guessing there’s more to it, eh?" 

jokers-princess:

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It was a rainy day in Gotham and Princess was rushing to Harley’s house to see how she was. Joker was gone for a while and she wanted to check up on her. Then, her mind was now on the Joker. "I really miss him…" She thought. She confessed her love to him before he left and she missed him. Maybe…

She walked up to the man and stroked his face with her fingers. “Yo-You’re alive…” She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him on the lips. She was thrilled he was alive. When her lips were removed from his, she gave him a hug, still whimpering into his ear. “I knew you weren’t dead…”

 Their lips stayed close a bit longer than Joker expected. He did have a slightly recalled a moment where she did something similar before his departure. Did she confess something to him? He’d check that later. “Oh, ye of little faith. Heh. But I even surprise myself what I can survive! Keeping up the name JOKER proudly, I hope, Princess?” 

Her eyes snapped as she noticed what she was doing. She quickly removed her arms from his neck and wiped away the tears from her face. “well, um…” she coughed. “…How do you feel?” she asked nonchalantly.

"Well, better that can be expected," said Joker. "I’ve lost my HaHaciendas, my Harley and even my sense of humor. Otherwise, swell!" 

"You seem calm about losing your home" she said surprisingly. "Well, the offer still stands. If you wanna stay at my house until you find one of your own, you’re more than happy to move in." She slowly moved closer to him and looked into his eyes shyly. "Jokes? D-do you still remember what happened with us before you left that day?"

"That’s the pleasure of insanity, Sweets! You can cope with the downright awful. Heh. I’ve been used to having bad days. I just know life lacks hilarity anymore. I too have been having trouble laughing at the joke." He paused to think about what she was talking about. "Well, you recall you and my Harl had a tiff. About what, I can’t quite recall. Pray tell, why?"

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"Smooth, sleek and sexy! Heh. Car’s looking good too!"

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"Smooth, sleek and sexy! Heh. Car’s looking good too!"

jokers-princess:

jokersjottings:

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jokersjottings:

It was a rainy day in Gotham and Princess was rushing to Harley’s house to see how she was. Joker was gone for a while and she wanted to check up on her. Then, her mind was now on the Joker. "I really miss him…" She thought. She confessed her love to him before he left and she missed him. Maybe…

She walked up to the man and stroked his face with her fingers. “Yo-You’re alive…” She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him on the lips. She was thrilled he was alive. When her lips were removed from his, she gave him a hug, still whimpering into his ear. “I knew you weren’t dead…”

 Their lips stayed close a bit longer than Joker expected. He did have a slightly recalled a moment where she did something similar before his departure. Did she confess something to him? He’d check that later. “Oh, ye of little faith. Heh. But I even surprise myself what I can survive! Keeping up the name JOKER proudly, I hope, Princess?” 

Her eyes snapped as she noticed what she was doing. She quickly removed her arms from his neck and wiped away the tears from her face. “well, um…” she coughed. “…How do you feel?” she asked nonchalantly.

"Well, better that can be expected," said Joker. "I’ve lost my HaHaciendas, my Harley and even my sense of humor. Otherwise, swell!" 


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*OOOOOOH MY!!!!