"Greetings, friendo. Ever have a really bad day? Heh. I sure did. You can call me Joker. As you can see, I'm a lot happier! Stick around if you want jokes, fun times and jottings from yours truly. Or just check our local Gotham Globe. I'm sure I'll be...
Joker’s Jottings
“Well, I’m just insulted!! I’m out of it for a little while and everyone has been getting delusions of grandeur! (It’s not my fault Arkham had took away my internet privledges since I hired that hacker to turn the Batmobile into my own personal RC Car. Heh.) But they hired two individuals to fill in my size tens? This Phoenix fellow and a loser named Leto? They looked and sounded nothing like me! I mean, kick a fellow when he’s down! What’s a clown to do to get Warner Bros on the phone?!”
No Laughing Matter (With Thatsdoctorquinzel2u)
It’s been nearly three hundred and six days. But who was counting? It wasn’t as if every day that has passed was X’d out on the calender in big red pen. The Clown Prince of Crime sat in his worn out purple recliner. His hair had grown long, his clean cut white skin now had patches of green fluff resembling a beard. Being in quarantine for so long was taking a toll on what was left of his sanity. Covid had come to Gotham. He knew he was crazy to take on the Batman but play around with this pandemic, NO THANK YOU! The people going out maskless and infecting everyone were the real criminals. Why weren’t they getting locked up or institutionilized?! It was unfair! Since the wave hit Gotham CIty, he was cooped up tight with Harl and a few of his loyal henchmen. He was growing bored not getting out and causing havoc. This virus was doing all the work for him.
He was watching his 5th rewatching of Great British Bake off when he called out to his girl Friday. “Harleeeeeeeyyyyy! It’s starting up again! Do you think this Thomas fellow is going to win it this time? Heh.” He hadn’t won the previous four times they rewatched this series. But he could surprise them…
“Oh! Hello kiddos! Jokey’s back in town! Ha! It has been a dog’s age, I know! Call it a long impromptu vacation. Heh. So much has occured. This world has gone insane and I can’t let everyone else have all the fun. Stay tuned.”
The Joker/Daffy Duck Special
“When Daffy Duck pays a call to the Acme corporate headquarters in Gotham City, he finds the company long gone and their abandoned building now occupied by The Joker. With a hit in progress, Daffy tries to sneak away, only to find himself in the clutches of the Clown Prince of Crime. But Joker decides that there’s some potential in this manic bird and forces Daffy to join his gang. Will he find a way to escape…or will he become The Joker’s new right-hand duck?”
Written by Scott Lobdell
“I’m dethhhhpicable! Ha!”
Puddin ( @jokersjottings ) & I took over a cabin with a hot tub - complete with grape soda on ice and mayhem. ♦ Let’s set the woods on fire. ♦
“What a wild pair!”
“What….”
“What the Jiminy Christmas!!! THIS?! THIS was what passed as moi while I was away? Heh. Maybe you all are seeing the world as I do. You’ve all gone insane.”
“A Whole New World”
“Hello, tumblr World. Ol’ Uncle J is back in town. Whodathunk?! Heh! I know! Some of you have moved on without me, some have held around til this day, some may not even know who the hell I am! I know, I’ve been killed off, left for dead, come and gone, etc. Old hat! Well I’m back to bring bedlam back to bloggin’. Heh. Gotham has changed. Tumblr has changed. For Christ sake, this whole country has changed! HA!!!!! For who we have in the White House, you may not even need me to cause chaos back to the masses! But wait…. HE CAN’T BEAT ME TO THAT JOKE! This is MY punchline! *ahem* Anyhooooooooo…. Things may start getting lively around here again so enjoy the show! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!”
